In My Own Words:

I am Cerberus. I feel this should tell you everything you need to know.


I specialize in the keeping of … BALL!

Technology I Cannot Live Without:

I have no need for techno (chases laser pointer) I WILL GET YOU IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO!


Favorite Song Or Artist With Dog In The Title:

Music is far too loud for my delicate sense of hearing. The owl is back! Mocking me from top of a tree… if I were as tall as I once was…

Food I Crave:

Bones, preferably sun bleached and full of peanut butter. I have no idea where the mortal woman obtains these.

Drink Of Choice:

Water from the River Styx.

Ideal Off-Duty Activity:

I am always working. It is my job to protect the mortal’s house. Did you just say walk?